Retrograde Works Custom Repainted Dolls and Toys

I'm Elly and I focus mainly on custom repainted Monster High and Ever After High dolls :). I'll paint pretty much anything, though! I love working on all different kinds of toys. I collect, customize, and covet.

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earthlynation:

Caracal Kittens (set of 3) (Explored) (by Steph C Kay)

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cheshiretiffy:

nocakeno:

dashingdraiks:

nocakeno:

karpetshark:

"Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature."

congrats

you made a furry

y;all made an underage furry and then allowed others to make licensed adult products with her likeness on them. well done

WOAH WHAT

WHAT 

SANRIO WAHT????????????????????????????

http://www.hellokittyuniverse.com/page/Hello+Kitty+Vibrator i don’t even know

It’s not meant to be used anywhere that gets wet. There are vents to the battery compartment and it’s not made of hospital grade materials. It’s plastic with paint. You don’t want wet battieries, non-medical grade plastics or paint near your junk.

It’s literally a massager, not an erotic toy.

Reblogging for CheshireTiffy’s comment, and to add this link, the tl; dr of which is “When Sanrio said Hello Kitty is not a cat, they meant she is not a housecat (like the animal laying in a box next to my desk right now.)  She’s a cartoon cat.  Whether or not you ever thought about it, there is a difference.”

mamavalkyrie:

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steamfitter:

yourpervert:

In 1808, Napoleon, running out of scenic holiday destinations to invade, somehow totally forgot about his neighbor to the south, Spain. So that year he dispatched his troops, kicking off the Peninsular War.

Only 20 years old and working as a barmaid in the town of Valdepenas, Juana Galan was not expecting a surge of French soldiers to come storming through her village. But on June 6, that’s exactly what happened. At that time, most of the men were fighting Napoleon’s forces elsewhere in the nation. Juana, unfazed by things like rifles and Frenchmen and French riflemen, began organizing the women in her village to form a trap for the approaching army.

When the army arrived, Juana and her friends were ready. They dumped boiling water and oil on the French troops, which by all accounts will instantly take the fight out of pretty much anyone. Then Juana, armed with only a batan, beat back the heavily armed French cavalry with her squad of village women, almost none of whom were armed with guns.

The French retreated, giving up on capturing not just Juana’s town but the entire province of La Mancha, leading to ultimate Spanish victory. Today, she is seen in Spain as a national hero, a symbol of resistance, strength, patriotism, feminism and hitting shit with a stick.

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That’s one hell of a portrait.

hitting shit with a stick

This is maybe the best portrait of anyone that I’ve ever seen, ever.

If that portrait doesn’t scream “A hundred motherfuckers can’t tell me nothing” then I don’t know what does.

"Come at me, bro."

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pardon-my-tits:

butnobodyknowsme:

Sex workers are human beings…. from cam models to strippers to porn stars. It may not be your cup o’ tea (mmm, tea), but it doesn’t give you the right to disrespect or shame them. 

Reblogging this again because people think that just because someone is a sex worker, means that they are not intelligent, can’t have normal lives, and treat them like complete shit.

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elizabethplaid:

sixpenceee:

THE COLUMBUS MENTAL HOSPITAL, TICO CEMETERY

This is one of the cemeteries where the state of Ohio buried the residents of the mental hospital whose families either didn’t claim them or were too poor to afford to do it themselves. The gravestones are all the same size and shape, and most are simply a name with a birth and death date.

The most striking feature is that there are 2 gravestones marked “SPECIMEN.” What that could possibly entail is horrifying. 

SOURCE

The source site has other neat pages. Certainly worth browsing

Hehehe, I’ve been to this cemetery (and countless others)!  Also, it says ‘SPECIMENS.’  As in, there’s more than one specimen in there O_O.

matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

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Am I weird because I use crickets to sleep?  I’d die laughing before I got annoyed at the frogs, I searched that video and laughed so hard I (seriously) almost pissed myself. 

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reptiliaherps:

thatlizardcamefromthemoon:

#animal death #animal abuse

DO NOT SUPPORT EXOTIC ARC 

The pictures above were taken on August 29th, 2014 by a member of a bearded dragon community. These bearded dragons are being kept at Exotic ARC located in St. Louis, MO. The conditions the bearded dragons are kept in are clearly deplorable. There are way too many housed altogether, their tank is obviously hardly cleaned, many of the dragons are lethargic and some are even possibly dead.

These guys pride themselves in being reptile experts. If they cannot even take care of bearded dragons, how are they caring for the more ‘intermediate’ reptiles in the store? Many people have witnessed the other reptiles in the store being neglected just as bad, with one person saying the following:

The animals had no water. The baby leopard geckos were eating each other. Dead animals everywhere in the cages. They also way too many baby chameleons in one cage and at least 10 dead ones at the bottom. The smell in there is horrific.” 

They also have been seen to give incorrect advice on how to care for reptiles. Someone who posted looking for advice on how to take care of a turtle they found was told that all they needed was a ‘full spectrum light’ to take care of the turtle, while in reality they need an actual UVB light as well as a heat lamp. See the following:

A group of us have been trying to go on their facebook to bring attention to these issues to not only the owner but also the customers. They simply delete the posts once they get online.

What we can do:

Leave a review on their Facebook page (they can’t delete reviews, they can only hide the review page itself if they choose to)

Contact FOX 2 news in St. Louis to cover the deplorable conditions these animals are being kept in

Contact the Missouri Department of Agriculture 

Contact the City of St. Louis Animal Care & Control 

Bring Exotic ARC to the attention of USARK (United States Association of Reptile Keepers)

Contact James Brumley and tell him to fix the horrible conditions of his store

It is amazing and horrible that this store has remained operating for as long as it has if it subjects its reptiles to these conditions. Stores like these give a bad name to other small businesses that go out of their way to properly care for their reptiles.

If anybody who lives around the area could travel to the store to gather more proof of the blatant neglect taking place, that would be much appreciated. 

Notice, guys: He has posted on his FB that he “ran into trouble” and is asking all of his FB friends to go onto his shop page and leave a positive review.

I have a lot of followers. If everyone were to leave a bad review, it would overwhelm and surpass the amount of friends he even has on his FB. Please stop by his shop page and leave as shitty of a review as you can.

They’ve already disabled reviews for their page.

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Errbody cleaning out their doll collection is making me itchy!  I might have to see what I can let go of, there’s plenty I don’t play with anymore.

This is beautiful and all, but for real, though, he needs some fitted ankle straps (even just wandering around for a photo, s’a good way to injure yourself).  En pointe is no joke, man.

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